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In two weeks I will be adventuring across the Scotland landscape with my two biological sisters. Trains will be ridden....planes flown....senses overcome with anger towards the annoying brother as I make a right arse of myself and insult the Scots with my accents. I doubt they will be insulted though. Too busy being drunk. Or wait is that the Irish. I read a sign once (sigh) that said god invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world. You would have to assume that the whiskey my cause some sort of allergic reaction. I know tequila causes me to projectile vomit but I don't think it would slow me from GLOBAL TAKEOVER !!!!!!! I have played many rounds of command and conquer and BELIEVE YOU ME I know some pretty bad ass global takeover strategic plans. But usually the bad guys lose in those games so maybe I should just use the ....protagonists plans instead DEFEND THE FREEDOM OF SUCH AND SUCH etc etc. And so, after a nice week with my sisters from the same mother, I shall mozee on down to Spain and meet my good amigo Josh. More adventuring...eating sandwiches....making fun of a certain friend who pays exuberant ( WORD OF THE DAY / WEEK ) amounts of money to fly places on short notice ( I HOPE HE COMES ) hey don't you love capital letters? don't they just grab your attention? I can put just about anything in capitals PENIS and you will assume I just yelled it aloud BATHROOM CLEANER. but it is not so. I have not yelled any of these things. So I'm basically lying right to your face. LIES. all of it nonsense. Petty jargon. This isn't really a blog your reading. It's 5th grade reading material with no structure.  Who am I kidding it's 3rd grade french that's been digested and regurgitated onto THE INTERNET via me the middle man. I'm chatting with another amigo Mike via facebook chat and I find him shallow and pedantic ( movie quote ). He lives in the swiftest ( not slightly) of currents ( in my pants) where he trollops around in ( on ) a pony. This pony is then multiplied by a certain number ( german ) and then translated into currency ( glass of water ) and such is born a Mord Fustang. Anyhow he's not showing much interest in our facebook CONFERSATIOn so DELETED is he. Anyhow that's all I have for now, I must prepare for my advanced Spanish class. Side note, Brody just asked me to shred so I will do that until I leave for class. Shredding = playing chess online. bahhahaha ya right. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME bye bye friends and companions and should I say FEEDERS OF THE NETHER. makes no sense.

in response to my subsequent tailored birth of day

Hello All, you are my pants. haha. hahaha. so funny . how are you ? everyone? how are you everyone? today more like yesterday or if you will the day after two days ago, was my day of birth for the 26th time in so many years. It was magical. there was ( were ) bunnies and toads and magical creatures from the nether. by nether meaning ( never ) happened and such things are foremost mentioned by Tom Sellecks Mustache ( facebook group) . More seriously now, it was my birthday and it was grand. I celebrated on the weekend with my family in Edmanteen. and it was grand. A great fantastic weekend of visiting with my familia. Waterslides and hockey games. much fun. long drive home and home I was. 26 has been determined ( by me and a jury of my peers ) to be a devilish age of no fun and no candy for ANYONE. It's an ugly number, foreshadowing maturity and more life responsibility. NOBODY LIKES A 26 YEAR OLD. because I am neither young nor old. I'm squeemish. red line all over that word. But I'm still happy, where has the time gone? I'll tell you where it went : Florida, key west and the dominican republic of antartica. red line. So what will I do wonders the reader? I will venture forth into the unknown, in a truck ( chosen by my peers ) to a destination of wild imagination and fourteen previously convicted fellons ( Regina ) these fellons and I will talk about life. and their previous charges ( sarcasm ) train of thought, lost, lost in translation, I was interrupted by a molecular person who was asking me a work related question, I do not know what I said to him, you cannot bother me whilst I'm writing...I can't do more then one thing at a time . wait more talking --- Deaner and I , one time adventure. tigers won last night, i got tickets for tnight do ya? you lucky bugger red deer is gonna come out swinging tnight ya? red deer 3-1 eh? who ah who was in net for uh.the tigers./tyler buns..well he was hurt but he just got back who played the first two oh buns played but OH MY GOD I CAN"T KEEP UP TO THESE GUYS. I better go..I'm not at work . REMEMBER THAT FOR THE COURT HEARING ( is it spelt hearing ? for court? ok i'm out like trout, love, much ants. peanuts. APPle jacks. see you all soon. go tigers?

a dufflebag full of underpants

It's been a long..long long time since I last wrote to you Natalie Portman. But I'm happy to write to you now. I won't actually write to you though.

I swear two minutes ago in the shower I had a treasure chest full of ideas of what to write. It appears this...what's the word....you know when you use an object ( physical ) to portray something meaningful ( tennis ) hence the chest would be compared to the thoughts in my head? Or something? Allegory ? Frugal ? does spellt check work? hahhahah yes it does that word is so underlined in red. So the last few weeks. (3) have been bountiful. I don't usually have any trouble staying positive, one skype call to either of my elder sisters and I have a smile of my face. Or to the parents. It's great seeing mom give me advice while dad is saying he doesn't need advice. Sorry Dee and Ky for saying ELDER. I just wanted to clarify that I am YOUNGER ( full of youth and vigor and salsa pants and small jellydonuts exploding with flavour ) close parenthesis. Oh and that you are ELDER TO me full of wisdom and star colon period generosity and positivity and fortification bonus back slash SUPER PUNCH. this is why I love you both. period. Capitol letter to denote start of new phrase, no other word needs to be Capitalized unless its a noun or something like that exclamation mark ! so these past couple weeks have been grand in Canadian currency using only out of date two dollar bills. I feel very muchly so happy. It's great. and a great family weekend to look forward too. I will most for surely be jumping tripping and falling to my face on the handicap ( wheelchair ) access way in front of tony romas again surely. You people and your properly formed sentences can back right off. BACK OFF. I'm not a doctor. I am however a level 30 rogue. ugh. so . did you know that......dot. dot dot..I really have nothing to say. But I find it necessary to keep on writing just to fill space, because short blogs look like little failures of thought, like I couldn't focus for at least 5 minutes to write something genuine and thoughtful. I feel like watching Harry Potter. But it's just hard in this day in age to not kick my own ass if I choose to do so. twiddling thumbs. more twiddling.. so how bout this weather...sure is weatherish. sunnny and such. frugal . japanese cartoons are terrific. wow really reallly trying here. sometimes if I wait long enough I start to roll but you know I just can't seem to do it. I found a small

ahhhh that didnt work either. Thought maybe if I left that sentence alone a new one would magically form. ok guest writer. Cash my roomates dog:

Cash : ;oashbg;aojwkerfnwflonwi
Rob: and when did you start training yoga?
Cash : when I was two
Rob : and when did you learn to type / write english
Cash : a;sldfnopiwnef , oasiud;bfbsdnf;s $ oiuhfoiwen dollar sign
Rob: thats a nuisance how am I supposed to please anyone with your nonsense
Cash : proverbs are for hypocrites and stuttering donkeys
Rob : ( to the crowd) I bet you just thought of Eddie Murphy in Shrek, if not , you certainly did now. ( to Cash ) You're a fool if you think I'll believe that you can do what you do are doing then right now.
Cash : you know Robert, I once had a pet catfish, his name was Igor, Igor Ivan the trembler. He was a great fish I tell you my son, a great fish who floated around merrily singing songs or old lore and OH shit I watched this new series called Camelot, pretty damn good. The premiere was, pretty , damn , good. Two hours long, and there was nudity. boobies. twice. and one of the gals is a pretty well known hollywood actress. I of course am appalled at this. THINK ABOUT THE KIDS !!!!!! but it was good. anyhow. my back is sore from typing this. Because I'm leaning over the keyboard awkwardly and its not VERY SAFE to keep on doing so. I'm going to