amazing race 24 WEEK ONE MOFO's

Well I'll be damned. Here we go again !! hahahah !! haha !!! much fun. I'm just sipping on my morning coffee at work, waiting for my routine to commence (excrement).

So with an emotional start to the episode, Bopper it seems had a small baby alien growing in his stomach, and had to bow out before the creature birthed from his anus. This would have caused terrible ratings, and the folks at westboro baptist church to protest. And surprise surprise, Rachel cried. If you guys wanna have some more fun ( IS IT POSSIBLE) then join in the drinking game for this seasons race, which will be to have a drink everytime rachel cries. also everytime the show shows her crying in previous episodes ( All i wanna do is race around the world with my best fwienddd sob sob sob sob ) SLAP.

So looks like weeee little Willster had a great start, with the cowboys coming in first. No surprise they are a good team with nice hats. ( cah boy hats y'all )

Deeners bigbrother team, or team BRENCHEL ( EW) came in second and she managed not to cry or whine or vomit useless conversational input via her mouthface.

Jens father son duo or the ACHILLES RUPTUREdness came in third. Not much to say here, they are from salt lake city and are probably mormans. mons. mormons. whatever.

Moms mother son team are in fourth but he probably doesnt know that BECAUSE HE CANT HEAR. or at least i think he cant. maybe he can read lips, shit can he read mine ???? JEDI MUTE !!! etc. haha. hahahah. ok ok.

Farmer/walmart Rob's afghanimals came in 5th. Good job Rob way to pick the D-bags again. Oh and one's married now. to a sheep. baahhhhhhhh. sheep.

The newly created mark and mallory team is in 6th with no pancrease attacks present.

Donny's globetrotters came in 7th, they are tall and play basketball. I'm glad they referenced their undefeated streak with the globetrotters. cuz thats useful.

My team came in 8th. They are engaged. to be married. for life. hes blond.

The country singers are in 9th, and they like to sing. man id be annoyed if they made me sing everytime.. weeeee gonna win the amazing raccceeee. god. shut up . If i was a good hockey player and they made me slap shot an amazing race puck everytime id shoot it at the camera man.

Dan picked the youtube team, and they are in second last. Dan ---- Hi dan.

AND OMFG HERE WE GO , Kyla, you picked the twinnies, and they are out. So you are out first, and get the first chance to buy back in ( if you so choose ) ( it will relieve your humiliation at being out first ) and who knows maybe you'll do as good as Jen last season with her second pick. Your choices are the country singers or MARKMAL 1.0. Maybe one of them will last another round.hahahaahaha....i think i'll pick either to be out next round . bahahahahha.

Ok so friends, I need your picks for the next elimination before next sunday sunday sunday. And Kryla, I need your new team and $10, which don't bother giving me because I probably owe you anyway. ow you, ow

Ok peeeps talk sooon, keep fit and F%*$ offf. ( Joanne ) . Oh ps im posting this to my blog. haha blog. cuz its a blog. i won't post what you guys write back though, because thats racist.

Ive attached the results also via excel spreadsheet. its racist.

Sweet Cuppin Cakes

I woke up this up GOD DAMMIT STUPID DYSLEXIA. I woke up this morning with a stupid runny nose and a midly congested congestation of congress. It took me a full 2 minutes to decided whether or not to come to work. I chose to come to work, and here I am , writing this fantastic blog. HAHAHHAHA. Working hard. This week previous to the week before the last after the first, I went home and got to spend some quality time with my family. I spent much time drinking coffee and excrementing in toilets.

Paragraph two. The synopsis of dyslexia.

In soviet russia, car drives you !!! Due to large amounts of mucus being lodged in my nasal cavity, I would like to encourage you ( the reader ) to read this with a stuffed up voice sounding voice. Picture yourself dancing on a rainbow, while green slime is slowly dripping down to your upper lip. Caress the slime, taste it. It's salty. Now give a big sniff !!! ooops !! now you have a headache. Slowly wipe away the remaining nose grease from your beard. ( Note if you do not have a beard, please do not shave for at least 3 weeks, then return here and try again ) once your beard is clear, go wash your face you dirty bastard.

Also, I have a bit of a habit ( heroin with PSH ) thats philip sea more hoff man. oh too soon rob . too soon. the habit is over now. (  ) insert proper storyline here.

what i was getting at before that last little bit, was, that, well you see the amazing race 23 is commencing soon ( feb 23 ) GOD DAMMIT what you can't see here is that i type to fast and often my words miss letters because this STUPID PEDERAST keyboard doesn't work properly THANK YOU DELL FOR RUINING MY CAREER.

ok what. was i saying ?? oh yes the amazing race 23 is starting, and typically ( irony ) Fe. get it ? CHEMICALS HAHAHHA, or elements. whatever. shut up. the amazing race 23 is starting and i usually write a weekly follow up to each episode. hilarity ensues. racism ensues. transgendering ensues. but seriously its a load of FUN !! hahahha MY MOM THINKS IM SO FUNNY. so i was thinking i would share this weekly ball of laughter and satan piss with you, ( The reader ) it will be MORE FUNNIER if you watch the show first probably but i don't care about you or your life so whatever.

anyways, im going to go back to work now ( pee first then poo ) actually i might just leave. my nose hurts and id rather be at home playing video games. I'll tell my boss that i'm working though. DONT ANY OF YOU TELL OR I"LL MOLEST YOUR FAVORITE KITTEN, who should be garfield, hahaha he hates mondays !!!

i cant remember anything else i was remembering to tell you. () penis.