Are you ever going to blog again?

The short answer is no. The long answer? This blog. I'll answer you, my sister Deena, whoeth asketh me whether or not a future blog would exist on the interweb. Well a nice long adventure in the Eurolands ended last week. Ironic that the volcanic lava spewing on my blog page actually made my trip a tad ( ARM AND LEG ) more expensive as the volcanic ash from some asshole volcano in Iceland ( actually green ) flew it's way into MY AIRSPACE. How selfish is that? Flight patterns were askew. bahaha. ASS kew. Nethertheless , that's actually three words. Never, the , less I made it home safe and sound. The trip - a great journey. My sisters and I had a joyous time of wandering about the Highlands in Scotland for a week before they were packed into human suitcases and flown back to the west via fast flying device. I stayed on for two more days in Glasgow doing nothing but wandering and contemplating..what you ask? No, that's a lie, no one asked me what I was contemplating, in fact I didn't ( DID NOT) do much contemplating at all. Just a facade you see, a writers ...lie. What the F am I talking about. Anyhow after Scotland I trained down to London (ENGLAND) APPLESAUCE. it was merry and I was fruitful. I hired a tour guide ( Josh Simair ) and he was a great help and merry guide. After 4 days or so in Londonium i sailed to Spain to spend the rest of the time rock climbing camping canyoning starship enterprising and drinking. Grape times. Had by all. mostly me. AND YOU my friend. Deaner just walked in and, he asked me if i had got half a hair cut, he swore and said he wished he wasnt so short. this means i have to work now. ok see you friends, watch out for west nile.

departing to Scotlandia via aeroplane device, tommorow eth.

Hullo Rob, this is Rob. I thought maybe I should write a note before I jump aboard an aeroplane( flies in the air) over the ocean ( water ) to a large island ( narnia ). I am quite excited to meet with my sisters tomorrow at the Calgary airport ( home of the calgary stampede, largest something or other in Canada) to venture on our adventure in Scotland. There we will enjoy eachothers flatulence. It will be merry. Kyla has orchestrated the adventure will tremendous organizational skills, I'd be happy to give her a job reference anytime. Deena has planned a voyage to the Harry Potter Castle, where we will learn how to play quidditch, and I'll showcase my natural sneetch catching abilities. It's going to be great. Many large pints of beer will be drank. Song will be sung. Hangovers non-existant because on vacation they are not allowed. When my sisters leave me I'll adventure on my own for a bit. Probably heading east to find our ancestral relatives. I believe they are a race of immortals named the Dunabain. There I shall seek to inherit the immortal blood. Done by drinking out of a large goblet and performing some sort of ancient rite involving time travel. After this I'll take my horse to London. Maybe a night or two there before jumping on a horse a buggy ( flying) to Spain. I'll meet Josh the Spaniard ( as seen on gladiator ) and we will drink many estrellas and enjoy the sun. Probably talk a lot about Jess. He's a good man. I hope to find his nuts in Spain, I think he left them there. Then only will he be made whole again. A nice journey this will be. Missing a certain lil lady ;) and that's all I have to say about that. Ma and Pa will be happy to know that I will take care of my sisters ( probably the reverse ) and etc. I'm counting down the hours at work now before I make my final preparations ( poo ) then I'll be off to Calgary tonight for beer and wings. TOOODLES. I'll try to blog when I'm away  ( who cares ) at least once whilst I'm severely intoxicated. I'll do a spell check, and a nonsense check, and make sure I don't offend too much but HEY WHO THE heck cares anyway. bye friends. any requests ??? I may try to moon the Prince.