As the rest of you bastards surely know, I'm out. My surfing team bit the dust. NO THANKS TO BUDDIES LONG GOLDEN LOCKS OF HAIR. I blame the cab. Useless son of a fisher. SON OF A low born mexican pirate. well hell. i dont even care any more. the rest of you can bugger off.
ok ok.. I"ll still play. So who came in first. Oh yes. F#$#ing big brother. gods are they hopeless. i hope they win, and she has freaking dectoplets. THATS TEN BABIES. i bet she'll name them off the cast of desperate housewives.
oh ps this may be a negative / rantish email. so again, bugger off
second place..the freaking country singers. OOOOOO TOUGH SPEED BUMP PICK UP A TYPE-WRITER. maybe if they made them write a GOOD SONG then it would have been hard. bahaa. for this challenge you must compose a song, AND IT CAN"T BE ANY OF THAT RUBBISH COUNTRY SHIT.
anyways, in third came the Mormadukes. who only let the girls go ahead of them so that they could satisfy their morman sexual desires ( IF ONLY THEY WERE RELATED THEY COULD GET TOGETHER) just kidding. i dont think mormans are incestual. thats the french. hahahaha. le french. shit im french. F this.
the cowboys came in fourth, im hoping for them because of their accents, maybe if we are lucky, they will court the country singers. WOULDNT THAT MAKE FOR A GOOD TUNE !!!???? no, no it would not.
if fifth came the terrorists. they are hairy. and terrorizing. i mean terrifying. whatever. thanks BIN LADEN
the globes came next. and i dont have anything left to say.
MY team is out. and i'm mathematically out as well. NO WAY I CAN WIN NOW. well neither can KRYLA. or DAN. so whatever. HEY lets all get together and have a loser beer this week.
SEE ALL OF YOU FREAKS LATER THIS WEEK. I'm bringing Jen, ( YAAYYYYY ) and cards against humanity. SPOILER ALERT ---
Jen wins.
also, PENIS. i hope you just imagined a PENIS. stupid surfers.
