The runaway and an early morning

Ok so I wrote this while I was in Scotlandia with me sisters and haven't made the time to blogify it. It's ok. I show you.

The runaway. Well to start, we had rushed our way down from Edinburgh to Haltwhistle. I don't know the significance of either of these names but I'm sure it's better then a penis piercing. The trip may sound like an easy task and guess what, it is. Haltwhistle itself is a small town with a few b&b's but still holding that small town old school feel. So we arrive. We are all tired and very much happy that we have found our nest. We scurry away quickly to the Black Bull to have a go at supper. And here we go. Supper came , well for me a good three pints deep. Three thick pints of great golden English lager. So no big deal , a regular supper. But the waitress or bar maid for a better soun , she says I can't stop until I've tasted all six brands. No big deal I say, usually it's 7-9 pints before I world jumble let alone this 4% English sheit. So I drink another. Meeting a fellow biker in the loo we start talking trade and here we go we've met up with the biker group. Three pints later I have maps and phone numbers to where my dad and I will go if we go riding here. My sisters are on their own boozing like they're highschool selves. Kyla takes the lead or so I thought? Deena is telling four englishmen how to roll. We finally leave. I pay, not realizing I didn't pay but Deena paid...four blocks on our way home we realize we left no tip. Kyla and I spring back only to realize that they don't tip here. Bikers joyous of our return, we have another pint, leave a fine tip anyway and a drunk night complete. Morning was a messy thing with KyKy putting her face in the toilet.

Great story I know. I was a little drunk when I typed that on my iphone. It sounded like gold when I wrote it believe me. Parting thoughts : Rectum.

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I am,, so very very sorry. So sorry. am i. for not blogging. see, it's because of the thing. writers block. you know what i mean? writers blog. Honestly I just felt guilty for not coming on here and doing the thing. and then when i finally MOUNTED THE COURAGE TO FACE THE BLOG SITE, well I arrive empty handed. No trophies, pour grammer, and two buckets of Not kick ass but slow melt honey glaize donuts. glaze. better. It is the 14th ish of July. It's hot and I'm smelly. I'm off to thunder in the valley this weekend, there will be music, and beer that flows like wine. women ( not for me ) ( cuz I have one not because I swing the other way) ( too much explaining) ( in the future I will write more...proficiently and not leave doubts ) so as i was saying where the women flock like the salmon of capastrano. but nor for me for Mike le G and Ryan , man with ford mustang tattoo on neck. I don't know what to expect down there. Could be surprised. But only if somehow i am. Sometimes when I'm writing this my brain flashes out and pure gold flows through my body out my fingertips onto the keyboard where then i must clean the keyboard ( ew ) today not so much. It's been a long hard day at work ( hahahahhahaa ) and ALLL I want to do is go home and game for 7 hours straight. and eat. gross greasy take out from some death dealing fast food joint. Be in the Mexican restaurant run by Japanese, or the american run by norweigans. the Japenese make kick ass mexican though DON"T GET ME WRONG. I always wanted to go to Japan and see the great wall of chin.........tokyo. Ever wonder WAIT LOOK BEHIND YOU !!!! i farted. poop humor always gets them back oh yes. Umm something else of note....big family wedding in two weeks. and by family wedding i don't mean that two family members are marrying themselves ( Targaryans ) but more so one family member ( cousin ) is marrying some other dude who will them become more a part of the ( our ) family as a whole . hole. It's going to be a grape time. I don't know what else to say really I'm under a lot of pressure here. blank, i'm drawing a blank. you may fill it with whatever you want. then send it to me and I'll post it here. FREE ADVERTISING. as you should know i enjoy capitol letters and parenthesis. They make my life happy. like my family, not like lindsay lohan. nobody likes her. oh ok well i'm done for the day. say hi to natalie portman.