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Well I can truly say I was more saddened by this week's elimination than my own team going. THOSE EVIL FREAKING TERRORISTS. smart play , yes . but dammit why??? the cowboys were the only team in there with a shred of character. they bloody rode that spanish broads horse off the race. WIN. sorry willster, that is a tough pill to swallow.

Im just doing to rate the remaining teams by level of how much i despise them. 1 = SATAN'S SPAWN , 4= MILD RASH

1 ----- Jen's father son bitch fest loser whiners. ''quote : u-turning us was uncalled for " shut up you douche face. i really hope his achilles ruptures again, then the demon spirit of Achilles himself comes up from the dead and stabs him in the sphincter.

2 --- Afghans ---- the sole reason is them uturning the cowboys. you dicks. they were playing an otherwise not TERRORIST race until now, where they have clearly made there first move against 'murica.

3--- Singers --- i dont really dislike them, i mean hey they were doing the flamenco. but just for being on the accidental alliance, i hope their music carreers dwindle to something worse then country --- probably folk. and they both get knocked up by their brother.

4 --- Brenchel --- hhah...hahahaha...i really had fun watching her get hammered by the balls. i mean bulls. and crying....then having an epic fall on the way to the mat. so lovely.

Side note -- if Don and I did that road block, with the bulls, i would have seriously injured one of those spanish ''soccer players'' or lost my mind completely. no way in hell i would come out that withou hurting someone. i think the same would go for pops.

that being said, the cowboys had the best exit of all time, and everyone will miss them. GOD BLESS 'MURICA

Damn the gods

ODIN THE ALL FATHER HATH DOOMED ME.

As the rest of you bastards surely know, I'm out. My surfing team bit the dust. NO THANKS TO BUDDIES LONG GOLDEN LOCKS OF HAIR. I blame the cab. Useless son of a fisher. SON OF A low born mexican pirate. well hell. i dont even care any more. the rest of you can bugger off.

ok ok.. I"ll still play. So who came in first. Oh yes. F#$#ing big brother. gods are they hopeless. i hope they win, and she has freaking dectoplets. THATS TEN BABIES. i bet she'll name them off the cast of desperate housewives. 

oh ps this may be a negative / rantish email. so again, bugger off

second place..the freaking country singers. OOOOOO TOUGH SPEED BUMP PICK UP A TYPE-WRITER. maybe if they made them write a GOOD SONG then it would have been hard. bahaa. for this challenge you must compose a song, AND IT CAN"T BE ANY OF THAT RUBBISH COUNTRY SHIT.

anyways, in third came the Mormadukes. who only let the girls go ahead of them so that they could satisfy their morman sexual desires ( IF ONLY THEY WERE RELATED THEY COULD GET TOGETHER) just kidding. i dont think mormans are incestual. thats the french. hahahaha. le french. shit im french. F this.

the cowboys came in fourth, im hoping for them because of their accents, maybe if we are lucky, they will court the country singers. WOULDNT THAT MAKE FOR A GOOD TUNE !!!???? no, no it would not.

if fifth came the terrorists. they are hairy. and terrorizing. i mean terrifying. whatever. thanks BIN LADEN

the globes came next. and i dont have anything left to say. 

MY team is out. and i'm mathematically out as well. NO WAY I CAN WIN NOW. well neither can KRYLA. or DAN. so whatever. HEY lets all get together and have a loser beer this week. 

SEE ALL OF YOU FREAKS LATER THIS WEEK. I'm bringing Jen, ( YAAYYYYY ) and cards against humanity. SPOILER ALERT ---

Jen wins.

also, PENIS. i hope you just imagined a PENIS. stupid surfers.