Response to question 16 or something

Dee, Ky and myself are doing round two of our question game. I decided that my answer to question 16 deserved some sort of award. Perhaps an appearance on a game show or some good tv series.

The question was who would you want to be with on a deserted island.

hmmm difficult.....family as well.....add natalie portman (wife). shes good with a bow. and i think bow skills are necessary. plus wow is she hot. umm what else...probably John Locke from Lost...or Jack..they both seemed to do very well. Locke is an excellent hunter and his knife skills are off the chart. Having Jack there as the Doc would be a great idea as well. His character is a bit suspect however, he has trouble dealing with his emotions. I think I can handle this problem though, being an outsider and having seen the entire series. I would probably start with telling him its ok to love Kate. She's a great person despite having killed her abusing father. I think she did the right thing though, sometimes there just isn't a proper justice system to deal with scum like him. Actually she would be a great asset as well, she's quite devilish but proved to be a great tracker. It would be tough though, I could see her having to compete with Natalie for my love. But seeing as we're on an island, I think I could get away with having a dual wife deal. But if Jack made any move on her I'd have to decapitate his penis. It would be cool if the island turned out of to have some characteristics of the island on lost too. Then it would gives us all something to do. I could see dad and I having a great time bonding while adventuring on the island. We don't have much for hunting skills but we could learn together. Plus if we found the dharma project I'm sure they would have some bikes we could rip around on. I think Desmond should come too, I always enjoyed his wit. I just don't know if I would live on the beach or in the hatch. I like the hatch but you kind of lose the feeling of the island there. I could also live in the caves. For sure not in the dharma project though. Reminds me of a colony. I could see Deena turning into a witch doctor. Kyla would be more of the generally happy positive go to woman. Possibly losing her sanity over time. Dan would definitely end up living with the animals, probably running around scantly clad with a spear. Rob would be the button pusher in the hatch, toting an ak-47 but not really knowing how to use it. Mom of course would be Kyla's go to for any big problems, living in that mysterious shack. But the catch would be only dad and I would know how to actually see her. She would have many leather bound books, and ultimately hold all of the answers. All of the kids, Kinsey Willis and Lucia- they would be prodigies each having their own mysterious power. Kinsey - telekinetic for sure, but she would never use this power for anything usefull, probably end up just throwing bananas at people and juggling monkey feces. Willis would have super strength , but again would only use this power to heave stones into the water, and sometimes throw Dan into the ocean. Lucia would be the telepath, however she would only sing old cartoon theme songs, eventually driving the entire island mad. That is all. I'm going to blog this. Blog on.

Une change de vitesse

Or something like that. It has been (x) number of days since my last blog. Finally several doors have been slammed shut. One personal finding: I am not myself when I'm waiting to hear on job opportunities. I'm a different person, possible under the influence of Cram. For those who don't know who that is, too bad. I do feel a lot better now. Sentence structure is, overrated. Use of foul language is prohibited. Loitering will result in decapitation of reproductive organs. That just gave me a bright idea. A Chuck quote.

" Jump to Manus sitting in his piss and silver in the trunk of his red sports car. Potty training flashback. It happens."

Actually I can do better. Simmer on that one for two seconds whilst I find another. Quick side note : because you( the reader) don't have to actually wait (penis) for me to find another quote, I'm making you read this filthy banter to give you a sort of....implanted ambush of useless words in a form of a sentence...that way you will have actually waited ( in my world) the same amount of time it took me to find another quote. Double side note..FAIL because I just realized me writing this little...chorus of jelly..actually takes me time. Hence my whole idea is in shambles because I'm..Ron Burgundy????? So whatever I'll just aNnOy yOu bY dOIng this. ok I'll get a quote.

Ok I looked for 5 minutes and this stuff is just way to awesome to unleash on my blog. Read it yourself. Invisible monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. I hate this blog it sucks. Deena said I should write about my sisters wisdom. Plural. Such a thing does in fact exist. I turn to them both for dating advice. Then I re-read that and realize I've been single for two years. bahaha. Ok joke-sisters always give sound advice-it's just me who screws it up. It's like getting instructions then just doing the exact opposite because oh my god I've gone cross-eyed. Movie quote. You'd think I could come up with something original. NOT A CHANCE. I remember when I got dumped for the first time and my sisters wrote a letter that said they still loved me and slid it under my bedroom door. That's a cherished memory. I also remember directing several of their old boyfriends to where their underwear was. I wonder now if these creeps asked me to do it? or if I thought that was just the way it should be. Anyway. Ya. thats about it. True. I learned the tener verb in spanish class last night. Then I ate pizza from a new place in town. That's probably why I woke up at 3:13 in the morning. I hate this blog. Blog off.