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In two weeks I will be adventuring across the Scotland landscape with my two biological sisters. Trains will be ridden....planes flown....senses overcome with anger towards the annoying brother as I make a right arse of myself and insult the Scots with my accents. I doubt they will be insulted though. Too busy being drunk. Or wait is that the Irish. I read a sign once (sigh) that said god invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world. You would have to assume that the whiskey my cause some sort of allergic reaction. I know tequila causes me to projectile vomit but I don't think it would slow me from GLOBAL TAKEOVER !!!!!!! I have played many rounds of command and conquer and BELIEVE YOU ME I know some pretty bad ass global takeover strategic plans. But usually the bad guys lose in those games so maybe I should just use the ....protagonists plans instead DEFEND THE FREEDOM OF SUCH AND SUCH etc etc. And so, after a nice week with my sisters from the same mother, I shall mozee on down to Spain and meet my good amigo Josh. More adventuring...eating sandwiches....making fun of a certain friend who pays exuberant ( WORD OF THE DAY / WEEK ) amounts of money to fly places on short notice ( I HOPE HE COMES ) hey don't you love capital letters? don't they just grab your attention? I can put just about anything in capitals PENIS and you will assume I just yelled it aloud BATHROOM CLEANER. but it is not so. I have not yelled any of these things. So I'm basically lying right to your face. LIES. all of it nonsense. Petty jargon. This isn't really a blog your reading. It's 5th grade reading material with no structure.  Who am I kidding it's 3rd grade french that's been digested and regurgitated onto THE INTERNET via me the middle man. I'm chatting with another amigo Mike via facebook chat and I find him shallow and pedantic ( movie quote ). He lives in the swiftest ( not slightly) of currents ( in my pants) where he trollops around in ( on ) a pony. This pony is then multiplied by a certain number ( german ) and then translated into currency ( glass of water ) and such is born a Mord Fustang. Anyhow he's not showing much interest in our facebook CONFERSATIOn so DELETED is he. Anyhow that's all I have for now, I must prepare for my advanced Spanish class. Side note, Brody just asked me to shred so I will do that until I leave for class. Shredding = playing chess online. bahhahaha ya right. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME bye bye friends and companions and should I say FEEDERS OF THE NETHER. makes no sense.

in response to my subsequent tailored birth of day

Hello All, you are my pants. haha. hahaha. so funny . how are you ? everyone? how are you everyone? today more like yesterday or if you will the day after two days ago, was my day of birth for the 26th time in so many years. It was magical. there was ( were ) bunnies and toads and magical creatures from the nether. by nether meaning ( never ) happened and such things are foremost mentioned by Tom Sellecks Mustache ( facebook group) . More seriously now, it was my birthday and it was grand. I celebrated on the weekend with my family in Edmanteen. and it was grand. A great fantastic weekend of visiting with my familia. Waterslides and hockey games. much fun. long drive home and home I was. 26 has been determined ( by me and a jury of my peers ) to be a devilish age of no fun and no candy for ANYONE. It's an ugly number, foreshadowing maturity and more life responsibility. NOBODY LIKES A 26 YEAR OLD. because I am neither young nor old. I'm squeemish. red line all over that word. But I'm still happy, where has the time gone? I'll tell you where it went : Florida, key west and the dominican republic of antartica. red line. So what will I do wonders the reader? I will venture forth into the unknown, in a truck ( chosen by my peers ) to a destination of wild imagination and fourteen previously convicted fellons ( Regina ) these fellons and I will talk about life. and their previous charges ( sarcasm ) train of thought, lost, lost in translation, I was interrupted by a molecular person who was asking me a work related question, I do not know what I said to him, you cannot bother me whilst I'm writing...I can't do more then one thing at a time . wait more talking --- Deaner and I , one time adventure. tigers won last night, i got tickets for tnight do ya? you lucky bugger red deer is gonna come out swinging tnight ya? red deer 3-1 eh? who ah who was in net for uh.the tigers./tyler buns..well he was hurt but he just got back who played the first two oh buns played but OH MY GOD I CAN"T KEEP UP TO THESE GUYS. I better go..I'm not at work . REMEMBER THAT FOR THE COURT HEARING ( is it spelt hearing ? for court? ok i'm out like trout, love, much ants. peanuts. APPle jacks. see you all soon. go tigers?