confersasions with a madman

It should be noted that the title of this blog does not link directly to myself. Although titles often relate to the subject of there contents, this case should not be placed under that norm.

I digress...

As I was meandering

meanderingpresent participle of me·an·der (Verb)

Verb:

(of a river or road) Follow a winding course. (of a person) Wander at random. home from the gym this day, I noted that a vehicle looking much like a Dodge Nitro was dodge nitroing towards me in the opposite lane of traffic. My capable mind quickly ascertained  ascertainedpast participle, past tense of as·cer·tain Verb:: Find (something) out for certain; make sure of: "ascertain the cause of the accident". that this vehicle belonged and was being driven by my roommate, to be disclosed later. I then proceeded to text said individual, after pulling over safely and posting several pylons to ensure my safety. The contents of this text went a little something like this : Hey #*&((% it appears someone stole your vehicle and is driving like a bi-sexual. To which he replied: R u saying you borrowed it earlier. I would like to note here that this individual negated to use proper grammar and should be shamed. I retort : No no, when I wrote "someone" I meant not myself but someone who I do not know the identity of, otherwise I would have specified. " I just assumed it was u since u said it was someone bi-sexual. My bad, lol ( look orange llamas ! )" Unfortunately your assumption is wrong in this case. However I can note that the person driving resembled you. "I find that hard to believe. cant be two incredibly good looking guys in town." Ah so you accept that it was you and you were driving like a bisexual. If you examine my statement of driving like a bi sexual and translate it to a vehicular sense it would more or less mean you drive in forward and reverse. Thus rendering the statement as non offensive ( to those who would be offended ) and merely an obsevation of normal driving habits. " A damn good looking bi sexual." However you have just said you are a good looking bi. what a lovely story? is it not ? unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself. penis.

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Hi there, blog how are, you? Today, it was quite windy. In fact, it was very quite lots windy dollar sign. and so. I stepped outside to relieve myself. with the wind of course. as scientifically the wind should carry my $$$ safely away into the pasture. Unfortunately, due to the multiple wind vortexes created inside the ground of the meter station I was at ( work ) the odd colored water took on a different..much more sinister path. Slowly ( surely ) I attempted to remove myself from it's path. Such movements did nothing. No..my pain..agony..self embarrassment..remained. I digress. and when I learn what that word means , I'll digress again. I systematically orchestrated my own demise by trusting the winds direction. This one small mistake...this one small decision..to leave myself at natures mercy..has taken me on an entirely different life course. I will not ever put my trust into this worlds.....this planets eco-system. If only the planet could hear my plea : I AM HERE TO HELP !!!! I try my best on a daily basis to promote safe, alternative energy systems...promote new social systems, help everyone and anyone I can...and what happens???????

The wind changes. not just in a different lateral direction but a complete shift on the y axis. and thus...

i piss in my own face.

I HAVE SURVIVED !!!!!