If you haven't already....listen to short change hero by the heavy. Listen to it on your laptop, while eating shart cheddar KD. Listen to it...and write your blog. And for GOD SAKE drink milk. Rinse and repeat. I can't see where you're coming frommmmm. Etc. Three bananas a toaster and some paper towel. These items are in the vicinity of Rob Park ( you ) right now. Sit back, who knows what can happen next. Ever since junior high I could eat one box of KD to myself. ELLo ? Ello? its da car phone? I recently had two thanksgiving dinners. I should note for the record that each dinner takes 5 years from my life. However it adds 10 psi of gas. From my bum. I'm contributing to global warming. Everyone has to do their part !!! hahahahhaha opposite reaction. I really have nothing useful to say ( ever? ) i'm farting and eating kd whilst contemplating watching 3 episodes of Nikita ( soooo hot ) ( Jen hotter ;) then possilby 2 episodes of strike back BEST ACTION SPEC OP TV SHOW EVER EVER TIMES 3 minus one. Then to top it off i'll watch a documentary just so i don't dumb myself down to a nascar watching ignoramus. ps don't text and eat kd ...you just end up licking ketchup off your iphone. if that has happened to you.. i love you. ok i have way too many things on the go to say this properly.
read a book
sponsor a child
fart in an elevator
while holding a kinder egg toy
when you're 24 years old
and you will be
one step closer
to me.
if you look at this upside down sideways it looks like three jacko laterns trying to mate with an elf.
if you have seen this... i love you.
Monday 17 October 2011
Wednesday 5 October 2011
Sniffisaurus Rex
Haha what a funny title. right? I think it's funny. I laughed backslash when i wrote it. i was in my head thinking
( what would i write to attract attention ? what would i write to gather the masses? something great???? something grand???? something with poopy humor ??? like ...ie : ...ex : ...... :----8 hahahhahha thats a phallus.)
I went bowling today. tonight. this evening, at, a little past 8. not a lot past 8, but very close to being a lot past 8 because of semi molasses service at the local pub. now you see i chose molasses as it has either a very high or a very low viscosity. because i cannot remember if a high viscosity means slow and sluggish like peanut butter, i chose to say either to cover all of my bases. now, step back and lets examine the meaning of '' covering all of my bases ''. ok pause for at least ten seconds and i decided i didnt feel like googling ..googagling...googaling..google / ing. the term. so lets move on.
Ugh....you can't possibly realize this but i had just written an entire paragraph and also typed out a recent letter from my sponsor child....but...because she doesn't know English very well her letter doesn't have the best grammar and such...so i thought no matter how much i convinced you ( the crowd ) that the letter was authentic, you would think that i'm just being random and normal ( my standard ) so ...i decided not to share the letter. it was however fantastic. i really hope the money i send does something for my little friend Anele in South Africa.
because i have a small memory, i was going to write about my bowling tonight again, having not realized that goats do not have a rectum, i did not. i have heard several tales that apparently my blogs do not contain proper sentence structure, to this, : i say. That i do, not agree with. You ( in) . whatever. I didn't sign up for sentence structure. or making sense structure. i just wanna read man. write man. hahhah man. I did the score card for bowling tonight and cheated to win. sigh. honestly i probably could have done it more stealth like and got away with it, as no one else knows how to score that weird ass game. but i did not. because several ( one ) person said she enjoyed my blog whilst on drugs ( can't condone ) which must mean that somehow this is difficult to read ( hence ) I guess that i enjoy that HEY DOES IT SEEM LIKE IM YELLING WHEN I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE IM NOT BUT MANY PEOPLE BECOME OFFENDED BY ALL CAPS> IT REALLY GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOUR SCHOOLING MADE YOU ADAPT TO READING TECHNIQUES AS NOT MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY YOU"RE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP AND QUIET DOWN< AND THEN THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE LIKE HEY WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO SHUT UP NO ONE IS TALKING BUT YOU TELLING SOMEONE TO SHUT UP SO SHUT UP. im wearing blue underwear
( what would i write to attract attention ? what would i write to gather the masses? something great???? something grand???? something with poopy humor ??? like ...ie : ...ex : ...... :----8 hahahhahha thats a phallus.)
I went bowling today. tonight. this evening, at, a little past 8. not a lot past 8, but very close to being a lot past 8 because of semi molasses service at the local pub. now you see i chose molasses as it has either a very high or a very low viscosity. because i cannot remember if a high viscosity means slow and sluggish like peanut butter, i chose to say either to cover all of my bases. now, step back and lets examine the meaning of '' covering all of my bases ''. ok pause for at least ten seconds and i decided i didnt feel like googling ..googagling...googaling..google / ing. the term. so lets move on.
Ugh....you can't possibly realize this but i had just written an entire paragraph and also typed out a recent letter from my sponsor child....but...because she doesn't know English very well her letter doesn't have the best grammar and such...so i thought no matter how much i convinced you ( the crowd ) that the letter was authentic, you would think that i'm just being random and normal ( my standard ) so ...i decided not to share the letter. it was however fantastic. i really hope the money i send does something for my little friend Anele in South Africa.
because i have a small memory, i was going to write about my bowling tonight again, having not realized that goats do not have a rectum, i did not. i have heard several tales that apparently my blogs do not contain proper sentence structure, to this, : i say. That i do, not agree with. You ( in) . whatever. I didn't sign up for sentence structure. or making sense structure. i just wanna read man. write man. hahhah man. I did the score card for bowling tonight and cheated to win. sigh. honestly i probably could have done it more stealth like and got away with it, as no one else knows how to score that weird ass game. but i did not. because several ( one ) person said she enjoyed my blog whilst on drugs ( can't condone ) which must mean that somehow this is difficult to read ( hence ) I guess that i enjoy that HEY DOES IT SEEM LIKE IM YELLING WHEN I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE IM NOT BUT MANY PEOPLE BECOME OFFENDED BY ALL CAPS> IT REALLY GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOUR SCHOOLING MADE YOU ADAPT TO READING TECHNIQUES AS NOT MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY YOU"RE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP AND QUIET DOWN< AND THEN THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE LIKE HEY WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO SHUT UP NO ONE IS TALKING BUT YOU TELLING SOMEONE TO SHUT UP SO SHUT UP. im wearing blue underwear
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