the velvertine rabbit ate my hamster. velvetine. valvetine.

HAHA hilarity. its so funny. because its hilarity.  What a weekend. Booze and babies. a fearsome duo. such a duo could easily compete with the dynamic duo. which who is the batman, and the robin. in early issues robin was a slightly merry man with no tact.

insert : comma. I had a joyous weekend in which me and my lady friend traveled the vast distance ( 500km ) to the great wide ( rectangle ) ...Dean is ruining my train of thought. He keeps talking about work while I'm trying to ramble. hold on..ok i dealt with him. back to the weekend. yes we took our horses. oh MY GOD HE WON"T STOP. ok he stopped. so yes we took our donkeys to saskatchewan. It was pleasant. for peasants. us common folk gathered for the birth of date of day of my niece Lucia. we had a great weekend. Highlights : Willis calling Jen the hot chic. Kinsey peeing on the floor ( 4 times ) whilst galloping naked around the house. Lucia grabbing my beard ( just for men coloring done by : NO ONE ITS NATURAL hahahahahha OLD MEN. and that is all. Low lights : driving, roughriders hot sauce. oh another bonus was the cheap and delicious ice cream in Rosetown for one dollar a scoop. FANTASTIC WHAT a bargain you can't go wrong unless you throw the ice cream in a pile of dung and then eat it anyway because the 5 second rule is a tradition that cannot be broken or death will ensue and mary poppins will cast down lighting from the heavens as she descends ( took me four tries to spell that ) from the sky with red devil eyes and fourteen spoon fulls of sugar that helps the something go dowwwwwwwn something go down. Also, comma. umm i forgot. but again it was a great trip, the weather was great ( thank you Thor ) Dean has just asked me what Im doing, '' k don't talk to me then" k " K don't talk to me then. thats dean talking by the way '' k you can just ignore me '  '' robs random ramblings '' lorddd  ive been borrnnn a rambling mannnnn ... ohhh maannn. ok he left now , probably to poo. bahahhaha then he called me as he was leaving to show me his abs. great morning. I love my job. ok thats all for now i think...i would write more of what hes saying but its dirty talk now and thats not pleasant for peasants or high born folk either. In fact the high borns would probably throw me out of the great mess hall for disturbing the continuity of there feast with insolence. ok bye again see you frIENDS of the team. GET THESE JEWELS OFF OF ME THEY BURN