it took me three minutes to come up with this blog title

For all of you out there who enjoy FONT variety, I have kindly switched to VERDANA for this blog. Let's examine the meaning of VERDANA. I googled the word and this is what I came up with :


Verdana is a humanist sans-serif typeface designed by Matthew Carter for Microsoft Corporation, with hand-hinting done by Thomas Rickner, then at Monotype. Demand for such a typeface was recognized byVirginia Howlett of Microsoft's typography group. The name "Verdana" is based on a portmanteau of verdant (something green), and Ana (the name of Howlett's eldest daughter


ARE YOU F^&*#$#ING kidding me with this sheit. Well now you all know how much effort has gone into this font type. Cheers to you Ana, your font type has been identifying with youth for the past 'x' amount of years. You will notice that I used the variable 'x' for the amount of years in which 'ana' has been celebrated by 'word' document writers because 'I' don't know how long 'microsoft' has been doing this for. I could check on the internet but let's face it. end of sentence. 


So it has been awhile since I last ventured an adventure on this ''blog'' profile. I blame this on 'Community' season one and season two. This show has brainwashed Jen ( girlfriend sexypants ) and I into spending hours infront of the tv. Side story : my roomate just showed up at home riding his brand new harley. mid life cough crisis much ? oh wait..hes 50 i think so thats why its a mid life crisis. If you assumed he was my age ( x ) than you would be like hey rob, that shit ain't no mid life crisis. OHH PARAPHRASE


smells like you made the bacon and eggs, hey you played junior hockey hey?


yep


you know what a team acquires the rights of a player ?\




nope..


if that player doesn't come to your team does that deal go out the window ?


i dont know.. im trying to write a blog and write everything you say while maintaining a conversation so that you dont realize what im doing. also i played junior B in big river which hardly claims to be real junior hockey. ok so i stopped writing what he was saying, he has left the living room, where people live, hey on that note, i would say that '; living room isn't exactly accurate. i live in all the rooms. probably spend the most time ''living'' in the shitter or infront of the projector shooting aliens.  


Yes . I agree, well i hope you have all enjoyed Verdana. i employ you all to cheers to Ana this evening.


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