week three (3) sweet jesus my belly hurts because of milkshake

First and foremost,

I swear brachel, well just rachel, is not the same rachel as before. she is ...more evil...more....sinister. look at her freaking eye balls. scares the excrement ( in french , th'excrement ) right outa me. did you see her screaming and wriggling her weird little hands when they got first ??? MUTANT. freakish mutant.

Alas. if you are playing the brachel drinking game, there were severa opportunities here. Also, a few moments of pure joy when she WAS THREATENED OF HER LIFE on the logs they were laying on aka raft aka logs. I liked brendons maneuvre of laying flat on his stomach. this is a crucial move for canoeists.

Team Achilles messed up and sadly ended up in first.. still.. this dad cries alot. like a lot. maybe even the same amount as rachel. whatever, first. point for Jen, ( YAYYY)

OMG i didnt save the stupid excel file with the results so i just spent the last 5 MINUTES MY LIFE re-assembling it.

anyways

cowboys came in 2nd, only one minor MESS up jessup hahahahah. from that movie.

but yes they did swell.

robs afghans are blankets. i mean they did great and HEY THEY WANT TO CLEAR THEIR name and didnt lie. swell. good job. lalalallalaalll. thats that sound they make. that women make.

whatever.

Mom and Son came in 4th. what a struggle. a struggle. she was bleeding blood. thats hard. yo wasup

the big dudes game in 5th and performed like minor league basketball players and such. man my stomach hurts from that milkshake. ( PETERS ) so good. oh so good.

the singers came in 6th and did just not bad. at least they only sang once. country music is like soap opera. just terrible..terrible

my team came in 7th. the surfers. pocahontas. John is a racist . because of that pocahontas remark. clearly a racist. possibly a nazi. blue eyes blond hair ??? COULD YOU BE MORE ARYAN ????

big bro came in second last. i really hope they show her sprawled out like a fish more . pathetically hilarious. bahahah. awesome. but hey good job on brendon saving the team by finding that stick.

annnnd finally. Dan is out , which is what he wished of his team. Too bad. but awesome. DAN WILL YOU BUY BACK IN WITH THE SINGERS ???? you have one last chance.

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next week : WILL THE DYNAMIC DUO SURVIVE ??? or will MOMSON's SON break glassware and LOSE HIS MIND

WILL JESSICAS disgusting feet make it through ?? or will they have to amputate ??? An amazing race first !!!

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