Week uno
BOOOMMM the germans sure kicked ass
in womens soccerball last other day before last.
Well, to start, what a freaking piss
off that the first leg of the race is literally in my backyard, at the COP. DON
WE COULD HAVE pulled in for a quick beer ! bastards, fascists, heathens,
pagans, damn the all father Odin himself.
ok that will not be the last spurt
of madness this year im sure, but whatever, Kim kardassSHEin.
Seems they spent most of the time
focusing on the front runners this episode, AND THANK KANYE WEST that chick on
moms team puked in the airplane, and while parachuting, IM NOT ALONE. good on
her for pulling through though, thats gonna be a tough team. im secretly
rooting for them because hockey.
and oh ya , they got first. yay mom
!! good start !! etc. Jens frenchies got second. i think the dancing guy dudes
( guy not gay ) came in third. some other teams placed otherwise.
DEENA, sorry but the bffs FOREVER
BECAUSE ALLAH, they are out. but , lucky you, the Mom-son and Gay dudes seem
pretty strong. SO BUY BACK IN DONT BE A )$(#*#$)(#/. etc. my team was second
last, maybe i'll buy back in next week.
Dan, Kryla and Mom all came away
with 1 point. I'll email the list 2 weeks from now.
Jen and I are in JAMAICA BITCHES
starting tnight, so Deena said she'd handle the email next week.---also, please
email your picks to me / deena / ALL, EMAIL ALL, for the elimination next week.
I'll go on record and pick my own
team to be out.
well, i'm off. enjoy life.
Week TWO
To my pleasant surprise, my team is
out, and looks like this week the amazing race is going bloody global. I'll
save the curses.
due to my weakling dislocated mel
gibson style arm ish dude, im out this week.
I am annoyed with various things,
and happy about various others.
first --- freaking host has the
worst host voice. i would like to slap him, then when he protests, slap him
again, then kick him in his baby maker so that he can never reproduce. then
install one of those ive smoked too much in my life throat talking devices.
then game on.
moms team is in first again, can't
not like them because hockey and such. good for them !!!!! go mom !!!!
jens frenchies are in second, they
are fun and talk french lots and get mad lots but go them !!!!
rob hippies should actually be the
gay dudes. i hope they both get their hair stuck in a blender. bill and ted.
bogus adventure. god just shut up with your hippy shit slang. they should have
to be high every episode. at least.
Dee's new team mom son is in fourth,
i have this sick feeling like theres some incest going on here. ok ok no no no
just lovely parental bonding. but she totally kicks her sons ass. he'll
probably never have a girlfriend.
willsters twins are in 5th, moving
on up, i think they are a good team. good fellers.
kylas biologically useless siblings
are next, boy are they smart university students. but they are fun.
dons bartenders are next, hope they
pick it up a notch or two, they are really serving up quality cocktails
............................................
the LGBT crews are in last and
second last. seriously =---- FINISH A TASK YOU USELESS NON STRAIGHT FELLOWS. my
new team. yay. freaking useless.
useless as ---- a pig on shit.
useless as ---- oh whatever im tired
ok.
SEND IN YOUR PICKS QUICK. next week
they are in hong kong. asswipes.
ive attached the thing. everyone is
doing stuff.
Week tHRESDRFESFSE
Well, ladies and gentlemen. Things
just got slant eyed.
hahahah.
Great show this week. Looks like
moms team did indeed get a hat trick, turd win in a row !!!!! Kyla also got a
hat trick, by picking three correct eliminations in a row!! Congrats !!! you're
adopted. this puts mom and kyla tied for first. FIRST IS THE WORST
deenas new momson came in
second....boy they hold hands alot...isnt he at least 18 ??
creeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. great energy on her behalf. hes useless.
the french tricksters came in third
i think. i for one have no problem with them tricking the pot heads, as they
are high and easy to fool......oh man...the twins went that way man, they oh
man they went in there dude....dude im so hungry
pot heads were in fourth, hopefully
next week they get stuck in an opium den and get sold into slavery.
dons bartenders improved a bit this
week and they are in 5th. better get their collective excrement together
jens frenchies are the most fun
couple to watch fighting. and yappy yap in french
french
my useless team is next, i really
hope they lose out, i think " REX ALMIGHTY HARRINGTON"" needs a
kick in his ego filled testicles. maybe that'll set him
straight.............see what i did there ?
ps : who the hell is rex harrington
and why did some random TORONTONIAN recognize him.
biologically useless gluten free
sibllings were in second last and it looks like they will be out next week but
I BET A DONUT it will be a non-elimination.
ok thats all i have for now.
seacrest out
oh shit, Dan you're out, again.
please issue a media statement on your feelings toward the LGTC community, and
your team, and answer these questions.
how do you feel about tattooed
lesbians ?
how do you feel about lesbians and
gays taking over the 5th world ?
if you could be a lesbian , what
kind of crocks would you wear ?
if you could pick and gay man to
elect president , how would you cook your eggs in the morning ?
finally, if three hens molested a
isotropic triangle, would the offspring be republican?
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