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I am,, so very very sorry. So sorry. am i. for not blogging. see, it's because of the thing. writers block. you know what i mean? writers blog. Honestly I just felt guilty for not coming on here and doing the thing. and then when i finally MOUNTED THE COURAGE TO FACE THE BLOG SITE, well I arrive empty handed. No trophies, pour grammer, and two buckets of Not kick ass but slow melt honey glaize donuts. glaze. better. It is the 14th ish of July. It's hot and I'm smelly. I'm off to thunder in the valley this weekend, there will be music, and beer that flows like wine. women ( not for me ) ( cuz I have one not because I swing the other way) ( too much explaining) ( in the future I will write more...proficiently and not leave doubts ) so as i was saying where the women flock like the salmon of capastrano. but nor for me for Mike le G and Ryan , man with ford mustang tattoo on neck. I don't know what to expect down there. Could be surprised. But only if somehow i am. Sometimes when I'm writing this my brain flashes out and pure gold flows through my body out my fingertips onto the keyboard where then i must clean the keyboard ( ew ) today not so much. It's been a long hard day at work ( hahahahhahaa ) and ALLL I want to do is go home and game for 7 hours straight. and eat. gross greasy take out from some death dealing fast food joint. Be in the Mexican restaurant run by Japanese, or the american run by norweigans. the Japenese make kick ass mexican though DON"T GET ME WRONG. I always wanted to go to Japan and see the great wall of chin.........tokyo. Ever wonder WAIT LOOK BEHIND YOU !!!! i farted. poop humor always gets them back oh yes. Umm something else of note....big family wedding in two weeks. and by family wedding i don't mean that two family members are marrying themselves ( Targaryans ) but more so one family member ( cousin ) is marrying some other dude who will them become more a part of the ( our ) family as a whole . hole. It's going to be a grape time. I don't know what else to say really I'm under a lot of pressure here. blank, i'm drawing a blank. you may fill it with whatever you want. then send it to me and I'll post it here. FREE ADVERTISING. as you should know i enjoy capitol letters and parenthesis. They make my life happy. like my family, not like lindsay lohan. nobody likes her. oh ok well i'm done for the day. say hi to natalie portman.

the velvertine rabbit ate my hamster. velvetine. valvetine.

HAHA hilarity. its so funny. because its hilarity.  What a weekend. Booze and babies. a fearsome duo. such a duo could easily compete with the dynamic duo. which who is the batman, and the robin. in early issues robin was a slightly merry man with no tact.

insert : comma. I had a joyous weekend in which me and my lady friend traveled the vast distance ( 500km ) to the great wide ( rectangle ) ...Dean is ruining my train of thought. He keeps talking about work while I'm trying to ramble. hold on..ok i dealt with him. back to the weekend. yes we took our horses. oh MY GOD HE WON"T STOP. ok he stopped. so yes we took our donkeys to saskatchewan. It was pleasant. for peasants. us common folk gathered for the birth of date of day of my niece Lucia. we had a great weekend. Highlights : Willis calling Jen the hot chic. Kinsey peeing on the floor ( 4 times ) whilst galloping naked around the house. Lucia grabbing my beard ( just for men coloring done by : NO ONE ITS NATURAL hahahahahha OLD MEN. and that is all. Low lights : driving, roughriders hot sauce. oh another bonus was the cheap and delicious ice cream in Rosetown for one dollar a scoop. FANTASTIC WHAT a bargain you can't go wrong unless you throw the ice cream in a pile of dung and then eat it anyway because the 5 second rule is a tradition that cannot be broken or death will ensue and mary poppins will cast down lighting from the heavens as she descends ( took me four tries to spell that ) from the sky with red devil eyes and fourteen spoon fulls of sugar that helps the something go dowwwwwwwn something go down. Also, comma. umm i forgot. but again it was a great trip, the weather was great ( thank you Thor ) Dean has just asked me what Im doing, '' k don't talk to me then" k " K don't talk to me then. thats dean talking by the way '' k you can just ignore me '  '' robs random ramblings '' lorddd  ive been borrnnn a rambling mannnnn ... ohhh maannn. ok he left now , probably to poo. bahahhaha then he called me as he was leaving to show me his abs. great morning. I love my job. ok thats all for now i think...i would write more of what hes saying but its dirty talk now and thats not pleasant for peasants or high born folk either. In fact the high borns would probably throw me out of the great mess hall for disturbing the continuity of there feast with insolence. ok bye again see you frIENDS of the team. GET THESE JEWELS OFF OF ME THEY BURN