week three (3) sweet jesus my belly hurts because of milkshake

First and foremost,

I swear brachel, well just rachel, is not the same rachel as before. she is ...more evil...more....sinister. look at her freaking eye balls. scares the excrement ( in french , th'excrement ) right outa me. did you see her screaming and wriggling her weird little hands when they got first ??? MUTANT. freakish mutant.

Alas. if you are playing the brachel drinking game, there were severa opportunities here. Also, a few moments of pure joy when she WAS THREATENED OF HER LIFE on the logs they were laying on aka raft aka logs. I liked brendons maneuvre of laying flat on his stomach. this is a crucial move for canoeists.

Team Achilles messed up and sadly ended up in first.. still.. this dad cries alot. like a lot. maybe even the same amount as rachel. whatever, first. point for Jen, ( YAYYY)

OMG i didnt save the stupid excel file with the results so i just spent the last 5 MINUTES MY LIFE re-assembling it.

anyways

cowboys came in 2nd, only one minor MESS up jessup hahahahah. from that movie.

but yes they did swell.

robs afghans are blankets. i mean they did great and HEY THEY WANT TO CLEAR THEIR name and didnt lie. swell. good job. lalalallalaalll. thats that sound they make. that women make.

whatever.

Mom and Son came in 4th. what a struggle. a struggle. she was bleeding blood. thats hard. yo wasup

the big dudes game in 5th and performed like minor league basketball players and such. man my stomach hurts from that milkshake. ( PETERS ) so good. oh so good.

the singers came in 6th and did just not bad. at least they only sang once. country music is like soap opera. just terrible..terrible

my team came in 7th. the surfers. pocahontas. John is a racist . because of that pocahontas remark. clearly a racist. possibly a nazi. blue eyes blond hair ??? COULD YOU BE MORE ARYAN ????

big bro came in second last. i really hope they show her sprawled out like a fish more . pathetically hilarious. bahahah. awesome. but hey good job on brendon saving the team by finding that stick.

annnnd finally. Dan is out , which is what he wished of his team. Too bad. but awesome. DAN WILL YOU BUY BACK IN WITH THE SINGERS ???? you have one last chance.

email back here

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same BAT channel.

next week : WILL THE DYNAMIC DUO SURVIVE ??? or will MOMSON's SON break glassware and LOSE HIS MIND

WILL JESSICAS disgusting feet make it through ?? or will they have to amputate ??? An amazing race first !!!

email me back yo.

 

keep your week 2 emails off of me your filthy animal

Hi everyone, i'd like to state out loud that i'm writing this email under duress. I received a whiny email from so and so " i get eliminated from the race every week " that i wasnt being timely enough. Also, Dan is sitting next to me as i write this, so I will leave out the weekly poop reference. maybe.

well this weeks episode was intense as we hahahhaha im watching community with dan and its funny. funny thinngs are funny

also we have beer.

ok so yes, the cowboys are really really awesome but then really really not awesome. and once again, it looks like the country singers have leeched their way through an episode by using their good looks and terrible vocals. BUT HEY WINNING IS WINNING.

three N's

surprisingly, big brother team came in first. And wow. i'm so glad her hubby pointed out the incessant crying. and then they got first, and she cried. good god. she needs a muzzle.

momson came in second, i think i dunno i couldnt hear him

the singers came in third ( SPOILER KYLAS NEW TEAM HAHAHAHA ) and last. when shes out next week sorry wait you are reading this kyla, when you are out next week you are out out out.

jens father son team came in fourth, and his achilles is in good shape.

fajas globe " I HATE CHILDREN " trotters were next, i cant think of anything clever to say so whatever. basketball.

cowboys in 6th, strong come back during the day after their morning stupidity looking for horses

robs afghans are stupid and who cares

my surfers arent looking very good, except her kinda. and they came in the next spot after the last spot. you know

you know

dans youtubers came second last and smell funny

KYLA is out

again

because mark and mal just could not get along. Id have to side with Mal on this one though, screw your back moron. just race. thats what dad and i would haaaa......... FLASDIJHFLADSKFJNALKFAJLFKSADNLFK

thats how i feel. ok

beer time. going to send dan along to his plane nice and drunk.

OK BYE BYE BYEBYE GOOD TALK

oh three way tie for first between KYLA DEENA AND WILLSTER