Well I'll be damned. Here we go again !! hahahah !! haha !!! much fun. I'm just sipping on my morning coffee at work, waiting for my routine to commence (excrement).
So with an emotional start to the episode, Bopper it seems had a small baby alien growing in his stomach, and had to bow out before the creature birthed from his anus. This would have caused terrible ratings, and the folks at westboro baptist church to protest. And surprise surprise, Rachel cried. If you guys wanna have some more fun ( IS IT POSSIBLE) then join in the drinking game for this seasons race, which will be to have a drink everytime rachel cries. also everytime the show shows her crying in previous episodes ( All i wanna do is race around the world with my best fwienddd sob sob sob sob ) SLAP.
So looks like weeee little Willster had a great start, with the cowboys coming in first. No surprise they are a good team with nice hats. ( cah boy hats y'all )
Deeners bigbrother team, or team BRENCHEL ( EW) came in second and she managed not to cry or whine or vomit useless conversational input via her mouthface.
Jens father son duo or the ACHILLES RUPTUREdness came in third. Not much to say here, they are from salt lake city and are probably mormans. mons. mormons. whatever.
Moms mother son team are in fourth but he probably doesnt know that BECAUSE HE CANT HEAR. or at least i think he cant. maybe he can read lips, shit can he read mine ???? JEDI MUTE !!! etc. haha. hahahah. ok ok.
Farmer/walmart Rob's afghanimals came in 5th. Good job Rob way to pick the D-bags again. Oh and one's married now. to a sheep. baahhhhhhhh. sheep.
The newly created mark and mallory team is in 6th with no pancrease attacks present.
Donny's globetrotters came in 7th, they are tall and play basketball. I'm glad they referenced their undefeated streak with the globetrotters. cuz thats useful.
My team came in 8th. They are engaged. to be married. for life. hes blond.
The country singers are in 9th, and they like to sing. man id be annoyed if they made me sing everytime.. weeeee gonna win the amazing raccceeee. god. shut up . If i was a good hockey player and they made me slap shot an amazing race puck everytime id shoot it at the camera man.
Dan picked the youtube team, and they are in second last. Dan ---- Hi dan.
AND OMFG HERE WE GO , Kyla, you picked the twinnies, and they are out. So you are out first, and get the first chance to buy back in ( if you so choose ) ( it will relieve your humiliation at being out first ) and who knows maybe you'll do as good as Jen last season with her second pick. Your choices are the country singers or MARKMAL 1.0. Maybe one of them will last another round.hahahaahaha....i think i'll pick either to be out next round . bahahahahha.
Ok so friends, I need your picks for the next elimination before next sunday sunday sunday. And Kryla, I need your new team and $10, which don't bother giving me because I probably owe you anyway. ow you, ow
Ok peeeps talk sooon, keep fit and F%*$ offf. ( Joanne ) . Oh ps im posting this to my blog. haha blog. cuz its a blog. i won't post what you guys write back though, because thats racist.
Ive attached the results also via excel spreadsheet. its racist.
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