Sean Connery: Whats the difference between you and mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck and i can't remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.
hababahahahaaha.
its funny because its a big hat.
ok so this week on the "amazing race NOT ALWAYS CANADA " the teams find themselves in Macau, China, which was founded in England but later moved to china for financial reasons, and pushed through congress by lemmings, which from what i understand are small creatures who enjoy sun bathing and young dutch models.
anyhow, xmen 2 is on tv right now, so im going to take a small break and watch until the next commercial break.
well, there was a break here, it may not seem like it unless i write it in....
30 minutes have elapsed, and young Robert finds himself writing about himself in the third person. hes trying to be clever whilst remaining focused on his task : writing a summary of an un-original tv series with a red head host, who is satans spawn.
ok ok ok ok. ummm Macau looks nice. and such. after this week ,i find myself disliking the hippies douche bags ( RIGHTEOUS ) ( RADICAL ) ( BRO ) ( DUDE ) because of their hippy slang nonsense, they are probably without jobs.
Moms team kicked ass again, if this keeps up, she will have the race locked up in no time !!!!! we have yet to see them really struggle. time will tell.
the bartenders / cross dressers ???????? made a big move, im sure dad will be happy. less so with the cross dressing ......
and ...... the gay fellers !!! in TURD PLACE !!!! ... hahah....wow...for several reasons. mostly because they got 3rd. yay Gay !!
deenas back up squad came next. i think CORMAC THE HUNGRY ( sounds barberous but i think it fits ) may snuggle up inside his moms WOMB every night to sleep. well they are in 4th, again
willsters twins in 5th, the treacherous french scum they are. ( T URD ) ahahah
french
robs hippies are in 6th . surprising everyone with their quick mathematical skills .
jens frenchies ( My second fave team ) had a close call but made it through.
Kylas soon to be eliminated team almost lost it, im so happy they have degrees in something. im sure they both contribute a LOT at their new jobs at mcdonalds.
looks like we are back to canada next week, the yukon, which was named after a truck several years ago. im told its a land full of unicorns and ping pong tournaments.
let us hope this week goes by , and we dont get trapped in some sort of time paradox where shania twains hit track " my heard will go on " is played on repeat but its not actually her voice, its Cher's, who is actually a zombie robot under the control of Sarah palin PAYLIN whatever shes crazy. oh oh oh and yes i know shania twain didnt write that song, it was written by that french lady , rita macintire.
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