GAY FREAKING PARIS

happy gay, not gay gay.

First of all --- thanks dude for proposing in paris and setting the bar high - asswipe. Jen and I were on that bridge of locks. however we couldn't afford to seal our love via locking mechanism and dirty river. I can't wait for the day that bridge collapses under the weight of all those excess locks, and everyones locks sink to the depths of that murky river, forever forgotten. until one day in the far future when the americans take over the world ( at this point every other country harbors terrorists so they invade everywhere, to keep the peace of course ) they will find the locks and attribute them to treasure and make up some far fetched fairy tale about french people locking their armpit hair in boxes and such. whatever.

SO , Sossy and Jinder utlized their power to u-turn the bartenders, and were quite happy about it. I decided that j-tits is a douche bag and i hope he falls on his face and swallows his front tooth. Succubas - Sukhi - shes crazy man. like bat shit crazy.

mom's hockey heroes are in first. again. If they don't win the whole thing, well who cares they have enough trips and cash stocked up to be happy . I cant say much bad about them, they are kind little lassies. too bad they can't shoot a puck.

The useless -- douche and half -- siblings came in second. Kylas team. how come kyla you always pick the pricks ? remember SATAN chick you picked ?? well they aren't that bad. they are probably terrorists though.

Robs hippies came in third. the blond dude much have speech problems, as he always shows his excitement with screams --- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy -- etc. i can't believe they went all the way out of paris. turd blossoms.

jens romantic couple came in 4th. vive la paris et l'amour and shit. so lovely.

the bartenders scraped by and came in 5th. i like them more now that they have it out for the incest bro'sis . jk. KIDDING

and the french twins are out. sad. i actually liked them. sure they were a bit backstabbers and such but they was funny.

With that --- I guess i no longer need picks from the simair family --WHO STOPPED WATCHING ANYWAY BLASPHEMERS - because like me --- they are out and have no chance to win. so i wont be picking either.

ITS UP TO THE FINAL FIVE --- JENMOMDADKRYLAROB

send me your picks. its very important now, it is possible for Kyla or Mom to steal this competition early , with 3 elimination points left, and 4 leg winner points.

SO THINK HARD AND PICK ACCORDINGLY

as always -- keep fit and drink beer