WEAK FIVE hahahahaha

Winnipeg. I can't wait to go there again and stand at their most popular intersection, Portage and dick. Seriously : this intersection is known for its coldness and heavy winds. Sounds like a good spot. Maybe that's where you go for an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker ( CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY) 

sorry Willis, I hope you aren't reading these.

All jokes aside, I think everyone would be ok if winnipeg changed it's name to: Sphincter of canada.

enough against winnipeg

Highlight of the episode: Olympians failing at life, hockey, whilst the hippies score like they wish they would have on Cormacs mom.

Lowlight: Jon M yet again avoided being slapped, by anyone. COME ON JUST ONCE HIT THAT GUY. maybe in the family jewels, might drop his voice an octave or two.

ok so. WIllis !!! good job buddy !! Napoleons sons came in first !!! backstabbing devils. so french, good for them though. 

Jen's team came in second. I like them. they are fun. shes french an stuff. he looks like DMX. OH DONT BE RACIST

Robs hippies came in third, although i don't think they knew that. bro.

Sucktits and Jubilation came in 4th. I have to say, they did really good on skates for having never done it. Actually, sukee ( from true blood ) does pretty good at stuff shes never done. Shes just terrible at everyone else ie: breathing. walking, living.

Moms team dropped to 5th, I bet they are out next leg. I mean come on. who can't hit the five hole ??? its really not elusive. Jon M does it all the time with his boyfriend.

Don's bartenders....i just don't know about these guys. Although buddy nailed the singing thing. they just cant seem to get ahead. probably too much acid.

ALAS, THEY AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO IS OUT. thank Thor above. Im out again. SONOFABITCH

oh well. at least they didnt cry. I wonder if Rex's partner ( who knows his name??? seriously its like Rex and ..and .... and ... Rex's partner. anyways i wonder if he was jealous when Rex was touching that ballerina. hes probably bi.

alright --- hope everyone is enjoying their lives. 

SEND ME YOUR PICKS OR I"LL DUTCH OVEN EVERY ONE OF YOU.

ps the fascists are all going to France. fuckers.