Describe a scenario where you would use OPTIK ON THE GO:
It's late, I'm at work. I'm bored to death. I need something
to pass the time, so I venture onto the world wide web to sate my need for
entertainment. There I find Telus on the go, which a meager selection of tv
programs varying from completely useless, to borderline psychotic. I tune in to
pass the time, quickly turning off HBO when it shows boobs, because then I'll
get fired. The other workers are interested, and now I'm charging them by the
hour. THANK THE GODS FOR TELUS ON THE GO. PS, what the hll is this little lion
looking at??? probably feeding him the hearts of small humans.
What is the best thing about OPTIK ON THE GO:
Nothing, there is no best thing. it's not sex, it's not free
money, it's literally advertisement on the go. GOOD GOD JIM CAN"T WE JUST
HAVE TV AT HOME ?????? what's wrong with you people. Ok ok that was mean, I
don't know any of you personally. I'm sure you're all gems, in fact. Come over
for dinner and drinks
What is the worst thing about OPTIK ON THE GO:
Sometimes, when you watch 5 hours straight of tv, you forget
to urinate. BUT THE BONUS, is that if you just watched Lawyer Lawyer with Jim
Carey , he will tell you the symptoms of not peeing ---- you will lose the
ability to get a har ---- boner. its a boner. the answer was boner.
What could Telus do to improve your viewing experience?
If it would be possible, could you please send some sort of
servant to make me popcorn and provide some sort of jelly donut? Sometimes when
I watch tv I get really lazy. Lucky for me I'm learning so many things on tv.
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