HellO Rob Park, thank you for being a valued customer to our enterprise. We here at starprise entership deem you and excellent customer and thus are rewarding you with the previously announced number of shiny point things that will make happy more you ! Please push the number 7 ( IT"S NEVER NUMBER 7) and we will connect you with a voice automated scottish leper frog.
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We're sorry, you're obviously greatly over obese and mashed the keypad, please try again ! Remember, we value your feedback.
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We're sorry, you're obviously clinically obligated to molest stuffed animals ! Try again, third time is an arrest warrant !
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Hello Robert, previously we called you Rob, but now that we feel much closer to you, we will call you Robert. Who is we ? Well I'll tell you who we are, we here at Finglehorn and Breyback, previously names Starprise Entership, are proud to deliver the greatest customer service possible. We are a unique company, presenting many excellent solutions to home schooling ! The reward dollars ( points ) that we are donating to you ( asshole ) are for you continuing excellence in flatulence and gluttony ! Use these points to better...further your education in your favorite subjects !! Anatomy !!! Moral arts !!! Feces tasting !!! Reality TV disintegrating ! Better flatulence control !! All these for the wonderfully low price of hypocrisy ! Because we already said they are free !!
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That's not possible. Not obligated to continue blog. Running low on......brain matter..must...continue...must needs urinate.....
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